von-Brunk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I wanna be a terrorist]

Get a dictionary, then go back to school...

I don't know who taught you about politics, but according to Webster's, The Geneva Convention, and the UN... War and terrorism are two completely different things.

Maybe if you'd learn things through research instead of shitty pop songs, you'd have at least half a shred of intelligence.

[Realm of the Video Game 4]

You see kids, this is how you do it.

People who make shitty sprite cartoons could learn a lesson or two from guys like us.

[Gutfork's NOFX song]

Here we go again...

1- This has already been done (a flash animation for this song).
2- The political accuracy in this song is about as valid as a Michael Moore movie... Obnoxiously full of shit.

Don't worry, once you get older, you'll grow out of the whole "let's rebel against everything to be cool" phase.

[Chav Killer]

I don't know what a Chav is...

... But I gave it a 5 anyway. It looked really simple to make, but that's what's great about it.

[Умр&#10]

Was there even a point to that?

Pointless communist trash, suffice it to say. Lots of big words and such, used so that the author can look smart.

[Mario's Fall]

That was so cool!

You should make a lot more like that. I loved it. A good mix of Mario and MK.

gasthatsmells responds:

Thanks. This was my first sprite movie. I have an idea for another one.

[Jules, My Cat]

Aww...

It looks like a fat version of my cat Trapper John. I gave it a 5.

Kranium responds:

My cat's fat. True but hes cute nyway

[J&P - Darth Vader]

Holy shit, that was too good!

Thanks man, my sister and I couldn't stop laughing. "Fuck shit up with your light sabre!", did you draw all of that stuff yourself?

[Der Führer's Face]

You ruined a perfectly good song

That was an awesome song (I have it on CD), but why in the hell did you have to ruin it? I am a conservative, and I'm tired of you potheads and hippies who don't know anything about politics bad-mouthing the president by comparing him to the Fuhrer. Bush and Hitler are nothing alike; I bet you're just saying all of this because you're too afraid of war due to your own ignorance of the purpose of our fighting.

I gave the music a 10 because I like that song.

[All Your Oil]

America is #1, douchebag.

Our government is the greatest, and this war is perfectly just. Animation and concept are also lame.

Palagoon responds:

Ok, walk to the other end of your house. If this takes less than 5 seconds after you pull your flab out of your little chair, then you might be a redneck who's been believin all the CNN bull.